Hiatus?

You might have noticed I’ve been away for a while.

Look, I’m not gonna lie to you: I’ll probably have to–AS IN BEING FORCED!–to keep this hiatus.

The reason, you might ask? That BASTARD C.S. that’s what. She’s super busy with her freaking books and she has zero time to hang out with me these days.

Bitch left me to gather dust, plain and simple. AND IT SUCKS. No hoes before bros, not for that bastard.

I mean, have you seen the hunks in her stories?

boys

Yeeeeah. Thanks a lot, girlfriend.

I was like, “Come on, hook me up with James, dude!” And she was like, “No way, he’s Miriam’s.” And I’m like, “I’m in your fucking head, just turn me into Miriam or whatevs.”

Didn’t work.

So here’s to you, C. S. *raises whiskey glass* Hope you’re having a great time with your hunks and space exploration, and purgatory and shit. I’m fine right here, thank you very much.

F you by the way. F the fuckidy you.

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24 thoughts on “Hiatus?

  1. Aww come on, don’t be so hard on her. C.S. has been working her arse off this year. 😦 You just wait when her books come up in the bestsellers lists ❤
    P.S. C.S. your alter ego's curse words are my favorite thing in the world 😀

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