Today I will share with you one of my favorite jokes.
I really shouldn’t, because you’ll probably unfollow me. No, seriously, hear me out: I have a knack for telling jokes that are totally and irreparably NOT funny.
I’ve lost (potential) friendships after telling this joke. I wish I were joking, because I’m a master of jest (Dibs on the book title!), but this time, I’m really not.
So, you have been warned. If you wish to proceed, that’s on your own risk, and you can’t unfollow me. Also, you cannot go back. Once you read the joke, that’s it. I wish I could rewind time for you, but that would out me as an alien, and trust me, we’re both not ready for that yet.
*Ahem* Here we go:
There was once a baby chicken born with no anus.
One time it tried to fart, and it blew up.
I can tell this joke in three different languages, by the way.
Es war einmal ein Baby Huhn ohne Anus geboren. Einmal versuchte es zu furzen, und es explodierte.
Era uma vez um pintinho sem cu. Um dia ele foi peidar e explodiu.
Había una vez un polluelo sin ano. Una vez, trató de tirarse un pedo y explotó.
You’re welcome, mankind.