Me and Husband were watching “Inglorious Basterds” in Blu-ray — yes, bastards with “e”. Hey, don’t blame the messenger, man. I think Tarantino was trying to add a French flair to the word. Basteeerds. You could totally read a French accent in it.
No? Try again.
You see, hubby is a big Quentin Tarantino fan. There’s a weird irony in this, because husband is German, and “Inglorious Basterds” is all about killing Germans in gruesome ways.
When confronted about this simple truth, husband claimed that, “The insides of a human being have no nationality.”
Let that sink in for a moment.
Anyway, as we watched the movie, he turned to me out of nowhere and said, “I really hate Diane Krueger in this role. Her character is supposed to be this big movie diva, but she just doesn’t deliver.”
To which I replied, “I agree with you, dear husband.”
I know, I’m such an ass-kisser.
“Thanks babe,” he continued. “Seriously, you’d make a waaaaay better diva then her.”
Emphasis on the “waaaaaay better diva” part, if you please.
Which brings us to today’s question: