The Toilet Doppelganger

There’s only one potty in the ladies’ toilet in my office. And it’s on the second floor. (Don’t lie to yourself, you love the word potty too. Totes.)

So, every time I need to pee, I have to go up the stairs. And every time there’s someone there.

This lady. I know it’s her. It’s always her.

She’s my toilet doppelganger.

Our bladders are perfectly synchronized.

Sometimes I wonder if I’m her or if she’s me.

We are one.