Me: I shall name my boobs Melanie and Rupert.
S: You gave a guy’s name to your left boob?
Me: Equal rights, man. It’s a two way street.
S: Good point. But what if Rupert falls in love with Melanie?
Me: That would be disgusting. Melanie is his sister.
S (shrugs): Just sayin’. What if they’re Lannister boobs?
Me (rolling eyes): Fine. Rupert is gay, and he had a sex change operation. He now goes by the name of Melissa.
S: What if your boobs become lesbian sisters?
Me: You, are an asshole, sir.