Lannister Boobs

Me: I shall name my boobs Melanie and Rupert.

S: You gave a guy’s name to your left boob?

Me: Equal rights, man. It’s a two way street.

S: Good point. But what if Rupert falls in love with Melanie?

Me: That would be disgusting. Melanie is his sister.

S (shrugs): Just sayin’. What if they’re Lannister boobs?

Me (rolling eyes): Fine. Rupert is gay, and he had a sex change operation. He now goes by the name of Melissa.

S: What if your boobs become lesbian sisters?

Me: You, are an asshole, sir.