Haiku #1
The fart echoed in the room
And the smell followed,
the smell of doom.
Tadaaaa!
Okay, okay, now a serious one:
Poem # 1 (This one is more in C.S’ neighborhood, so you know it will be boring.)
She wrote the letter with a single tear
It escaped her eye,
tracked down her cheeks,
landed on her chin and stood there
Like a stalactite
waiting to fall
Aaaaand back to the kickassery:
Haiku#2
Monday sucks. Is it weekend yet?
I wish it was.
Don’t you?
My Haikus are the best.
PRINCESS KICK-ASS 