Another Award, Yasssss!

There’s this awesome award going around called The Dragon’s Loyalty Award (I mean, dragon. I rest my case.) I’ve been nominated by the lovely Precarious Writer (The blog’s name alone should motivate you to check her out.)

So, I have to share seven different facts about myself (rules follow at the end of the post.) All right.

So, if this were C.S. she’d write a bunch of deep, interesting writerly stuff, and she’d probably mention Malala, because Malala is awesome and we need to help her change the world. 

But I’m crazy and superficial, so, without further adue:

 

1. I’m Batman. No, seriously, I am, and this lame assface here is Bruce Wayne.

2. I cannot stand Nicki Minaj. Or the Kardashians.

3. I wanna braid Brock O’Hurn’s hair.

4. Imagine Dragons is one of the best bands out there. Ah, look at that! Dragons again. I’m awesome.

5. My best friend looks a bit like Amy Schumer. But maybe that’s because she’s white and blond, and all white and blond people look the same to me.

6. Does anyone feel like nachos? I always feel like nachos.

7. Tina Fey is my spirit animal.

Now, I’m supposed to nominate 15 people. That’s a lot and I’m lazy, so here’s ten:

LUNA!

Mah POTAHTO!

DEAR MEN OF LA!

REBBIT 7!

THE OPENING SENTENCE!

THE PROFESSOR!

ANETTE!

DEARLILYJUNE!

GHOSTPUPPET!

PRAJAKTA!

 

Anyway, here’s more Brock for you.

So.Much.Hair…

Here are the rules for the award!

The Dragon’s Loyalty Award is meant to acknowledge those who regularly read and comment on your blog. The rules for it are pretty simple:
–Show off your achievement by displaying the award.
–Link back to the person who bestowed this award upon you.
–Nominate up to 15 of your regular readers (less than 15 is just fine, though).
–Let them know that they’ve been nominated.
–Share 7 interesting facts about yourself.

(I just wanted to be able to cross off all the items.)

Daydreamer Award

First of all, I need to thank Sophie! I’m really thrilled to have been nominated, so thanks a bunch Sophie! This is a very cool award.

(Wait, there’s no badge? I get ZERO badges? Dude, I want a badge, and a cool one with some wicked Photoshop motifs and stuff.)

Anyway, to everyone who didn’t know, this award is created by the lovely Caitlin. So make sure to check Caitlin and Sophie’s blogs!

(Seriously, Caitlin, I want a badge.

 LOL, just kidding.)

Again, there are rules for this award, and I copy-pasted them for you:

1) Thank the person who gave you the award.
2) Complete the challenge they set you.
3) Select a blog or blogs that you want to give the award to. (The amount of blogs you select in unlimited!)
4) Tell them about it and set them a challenge.
5) You can link my blog at the bottom (but only if you want to).

My response to Sophie’s challenge:

Sophie kindda screwed me on this one. See, I had to write a song, but I know more about quantum physics than I do about song writing.

Yeah, this is gonna hurt.

Taco, Oh My Taco

by Madam_W

Why did I eat you all at once?

In my stomach you bounced,

But you looked so fine, and I couldn’t help it.

I was too hasty, and you so tasty,

But I don’t regret.

Chorus:

Taco, my taco,

We were two, now we’re one,

The explosion hits my gut, the chili burning into gas,

In my belly it reacts,

But taco, oh my taco,

I don’t regret.

*Rapper starts here*

Yo,yo,yo. Taco.

Your tortillas were so crunchy, damn girl, those jalapenos got me burning; lettuce, tomato and beef.

Chopped.

I knew you’d  be bad for me, but I ain’t caring ’cause all I wanted was one bite.

Bite.

Now I can’t hold back, taco, my taco. Damn girl. You’re hot like a taco.

*Rapper stops here*

 

Taco, my taco,

We were two, now we’re one,

You try to kill me from inside,

In my belly you react,

But taco, my taco,

I don’t regret.

PS: For what it’s worth, I’m really sorry for this.

Ahem.  And the Nominees are: *drums roll please*

The Reviewing Fangirl

Bronagh

Blog Creatifa

Gary

Michelle

MPsharmaauuthor

Laissez Faire

Melissa Wong

Jorda

Plus everyone else who feels up to it! Just drop me a comment with the link to your website and I’ll check it!

My Challenge to you:

*wastes a few moments laughing the most hysterical evil laugh you’ve ever heard.* Then *clears throat.*

All right, your assignment is: Share an embarrassing/funny story about yourself.

Why? Because that’s what I do all the time in this blog, and I’m starting to feel lonely.

And make sure to spread the word about this wonderful award! It was so much fun, that I forgot all about that badge!

Oh wait.