Haiku #1
The fart echoed in the room
And the smell followed,
the smell of doom.
Tadaaaa!
Okay, okay, now a serious one:
Poem # 1 (This one is more in C.S’ neighborhood, so you know it will be boring.)
She wrote the letter with a single tear
It escaped her eye,
tracked down her cheeks,
landed on her chin and stood there
Like a stalactite
waiting to fall
Aaaaand back to the kickassery:
Haiku#2
Monday sucks. Is it weekend yet?
I wish it was.
Don’t you?
My Haikus are the best.
PRINCESS KICK-ASS 
More #kickass Haiku please!
I love your kickassery! Yes, I wish it was the weekend. Without the farts.
Dude, you can’t say no to farts. It’s a natural process.
Seriously. I can. (in my Picard voice): ” No farting on the bridge, number 2. Make it so”. Ha! I mentioned number 2 and farting!
You win the internet today!
😀
The first Haiku is epic, poetry in Motion 😛
Right? Sometimes I don’t know where my brilliance comes from. It just amazes me.
… same here i sometimes just have tap my shoulder myself for a job well done.
Stalactite! I’m sure C.S. got it right, and you just screwed it up. And Luna thought it was better than your first poem. Too smelly.
Damn it, Scott! lol
Hahaha! Enjoyed the half-assery going on here. Happy Monday to you!
To you too!
http://goo.gl/kJgCyS
yup!
Ha ha – very funny!
Much obliged : )
Farts are always funny. period.
Always.
Love your haikus. Thanks for sharing : )
Thank you!: )
You’re much better at the rude shit 😀 happy Friday!
Right? CS sucks!
You totes got me on that one… CS??
Its my fiction alias, the “serious” one ; )
LOL really? Where can I find this serious fiction writer, take a gander at her work an’ all…?!
Yeah, she sucks monkey balls. But you can find her at http://www.cswilde.wordpress.com
I can only imagine what sucking monkey balls must be like… 😉
I like the first one the best. I just had a bigass loud laugh. But the second one is good too. Man you are a good haiku writer!!!
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE FIRST HAIKU HOW IS IT NOT INCLUDED IN THE BEST SELLING BOOK OF BEAUTIFUL HAIKUS (if such a thing exists… Does it? :O )