One-Liner Wednesday: Douglas

“Douglas, get that squirrel out of your mouth right now!”

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s fabulous One-Liner Wednesday writing prompt. I’m a bit late, but here we go. Click the link to read more one-liners!

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10 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday: Douglas

  1. Well, if it also involved Worcestershire, and a nice lemon pepper and onion crust, I don’t think it should be a requirement to remove that squirrel.

    Or if Douglas happens to be a dog, cat, large reptile or other pet prone to eating wildlife. But the Worcestershire, lemon pepper and onion would still be good.

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