A lot of people have trouble dealing with form rejections, be that for a project, a job, college, or anything for that matter.
But fear not, I’m here to help!
Here’s HOW TO REPLY TO A REJECTION LETTER:
Thank you for taking the time to consider my project/me for -insert whatever-. I deeply appreciate the chance, and I respect your decision.
With that being said: Fuck you. Fuck the fuckidy you, hard in the ass, several times, and then some. Fuck you everywhere. Fuck you, fuck your cat, fuck your grandma, and fuck your cow.
Wait, let me spell that for you: F U C K Y O U.
Have an awesome fucking day, you cold-hearted asshole.
The person you’ll regret rejecting for the rest of your sorry life.
PS: You were my second choice anyway.
Disclaimer: This goes in your head and definitely NOT on an actual reply, yeah? Cool.