My best friend is traveling to Thailand for two months. What a selfish bastard, right? I mean, who am I going to bother all the time?
I think it’s worth mentioning that me and BFF have been living a long-distance relationship for a year-and-a-half now. She lives in London and I’m in Switzerland, the land of cheese, chocolate and mullets.
Yes, Swiss people still think mullets are in.
Anyway, we managed our long-distance quite well, because our time zones are just one hour apart. But now the difference will be ten hours (okay, I exaggerate. It’ll be around six.)
On a side note, it’s really true about the mullets. I think Switzerland entered the nineties like four years ago.
So…my BFF is going on this soul-searching journey, kind of like “Eat, Pray, Love”. Only she’ll be doing a lot of exercise. I think she might have joined Thailand’s National Army by mistake, but don’t tell her that.
What was the point of this post again? Oh yeah, she’s writing a blog about the whole experience. It’s called BURN! (I know, that name also freaks me out. I can picture a spooky girl who died 10 years ago, staring at me with her dead eyes and shark-toothed smile as she says: BURN!)
Can’t you? Well now you can.
PS: My BFF has this AMAZING Guacamole recipe that will change your life. That sounds overly dramatic because it is. I mean, Guacamole can’t change lives. Winning the lottery can. But at least the Guacamole will make you feel better for not winning the lottery.