50 Shades of Valentine’s Day

Everyone is talking about 50 Shades of Grey. It opens this Valentine’s day, which is today in case you didn’t know. I didn’t, by the way, until my husband reminded me this morning.

He was all like, “How can you forget this shit? You’re a woman.”

To which I replied, “Dude, we spent our five year anniversary watching a Walking Dead marathon.”

And he was all like, “Good point, wife. Good point.”

Anyway, today is 50 Shades day!

I read all three books, I’ll admit. What can I say, I enjoyed the story (Haa just joking, we both know there was none).

But seriously, I didn’t mind the bad writing, lack of plot, and one-dimensional characters at all. Which is disturbing, to say the least.

Update: As I write this, husband goes to the toilet and says “Woa, I think I have diarrhea, babe.” He has now been in the toilet for twenty minutes.Happy Valentines day to you too, hun.

Anyway, before I go, I’d just like to say f*** you, Charlie Hunnam. F*** the fuckidy you.

009-16Why did you turn down the part of Christian Grey? You’re like a young Brad Pitt. Just look at you!

indexInstead, we’ll have to content with saltless, boring Jamie Dornan.

You suck monkey balls, Jamie Dornan!


Hmmm…maybe not. But only  because you look like Andrew Garfield in this pic.

Happy Valentine’s day, ya’ll!

5 thoughts on “50 Shades of Valentine’s Day

    • hmm, good point. He does have brains AND beauty. But damn, I’d like seeing him in a movie like 50 Shades (though I heard there’s not much sex at all, which is weird ’cause the book is basically sex, and only sex.)

  1. I thought Matt Bomer was good in some of the fan made trailers 🙂 And I think Jamie looks good with his stubble , which he isn’t in the movie (not that I saw it, coz it isn’t released in India 😦 )

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